Rooster - Alice In Chains

E        E7   G6    300000      E            E7  G6-300000
Oooh ooo oooo ooo     oo-oo-oo-oo                           (x2)

/D E                   E7       G6       300000
    Ain't found a way to kill me yet
E       E7           G6              300000
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
E                   G6                     E7                    G
Seems every path leads me to nowhere mmm-mmm

/D E                          G6            /B /Bb /A-/G-/E
         Wife and kids, household pet
E                           G6             300000
    Army greens is no safe bet
E                    G6                         E7                        G
    The bullets scream to me from somewhere mmm mmm

{Refrain
A       A4  A      A4 A     0   C2 | | | | | | |     0-E 0-E-E7 0-E 0-E-044300 E E
Here they come to snuff the rooster
A-|  A4-| A-|       |        |     C2 | | | | | | | 0-E 0-E E7 
Yeah . . . . here come the rooster
G5-||                B5 Bb5 A5    G5-E5 -|-||   G6...|.|.|
. . . You know he ain't gonna die
 
E      E7          G6                     B5-Bb5-A5-G5  E5  E7  G6 300000
No  no-no-oh-oh . . . ya know he ain't gonna die                          }

Aprapos of nothing whatsoever . . .

Thus ends the 4th turning of the Millenial saeculum
Defined by a great recession, a war on terror, and a plandemic
We next enter the 1st turning of the new saeculum
As the current Homeland generation (Gen Z)
Prepares for their stand
Hoping to hand the reign-reins to a next generation of sons and daughters
Fearing liberty is lost, their fate entirely in the hands of the elite
Under their feet
Beneath the soul drowning roar of global corporations and other supervillains
All with a growing understanding that failure to launch
Could be the doom of mankind
Whether we tinker ourselves into unmaking
Or we find ourselves an innocent bystander
When the universe goes after this marble
This single thread
So . . .
Make sure to take lots of pills 'gainst mosquito death
Just like elder Cantrell had to do in Vietnam
(That pill was a version of hydroxychloroquine (HCQ))

Aprapos of nothing whatsoever . . .

JC's other twist on things
Learned this song in honor of the day our accidental rooster met his end
Accidental 'cause we didn't really want a rooster, just chickens
Anywaze, one dank afternoon . . .
They who shall not be named let that poor rooster git outta the breakfast barn
Whereby 2 hounds horrifically bisected said rooster
Sadly, neither half survived the procedure
(LairSecCom ID: Operation Rooster Splits)

Really, total mishap fer sure, swearsies

JC & Timmy - Rooster (RMBL)