Artificial Rhonda - Frank Zappa

A / G A / D5

Thing-Fish:  Don't look Ob'Dewlla! It's too horrible
I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance

Harry-As-A-Boy: Hey, good-lookin'

Thing-Fish: See! I told ya

Harry-As-A-Boy: May I have this dance

Thing-Fish: Muthafucker barf me right on outa here
AN' gag me wit a spoon

Harry-As-A-Boy: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this
Do you come here often

Thing-Fish: YOW!

I got a girl with a little rubber head (Rubber head, rubber head)
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed (Got to bed, go to bed)
She never talk back like a lady might do (whoooah)
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through (he he he ha)

{Refrain:
And her name is A-R-T-I-F-I-C, I cry
A-L, don't be shy, artificial Rhonda with the plastic pie }

Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face (Make a face, make a face)
I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place (???)
Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack (eee ouw ee wouw)
'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack (whoo oh)

[REFRAIN]

Boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid
Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed
He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash
Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash

She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need
He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed
De boy wanna Rhonda jeffo hisseff
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'


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