Sentient Cement Coverpile - Hee Haw

Pfft You Was Gone - by Hee Haw's Archie Campbell and Buck Owens

/D/D /A /B /C# D                       C9(020020) G          D
                         You told me my darilin' you'd always remember
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You took my best friend and away you did go
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I wish you'd come back 'cause my heart is broken
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You shouldn't have done it 'cause I miss him so - (Premier 15JUN69)

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G          G        /G /F# /E D     D                 D           /D /C# /B A7
Where, where, are you tonight, why did you leave me here all alone
/A /B /C# D                                  D/F# G                     D
             I searched the world over and I thought I found true love
D            /D /C# /B A7                 D       /A D
You met another and phht you was gone           }

When I picked you up for our date last weekend
You looked so pretty in satin and lace
But when I bent over and started to kiss you
You popped a pimple all over my face

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I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher
Made you so mad you haven't spoke since
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth
How do you eat apples through a picket fence

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The noises you made at our supper table
Your habits my dear, were surely absurd
But how many times do I have to tell you
Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard

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You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses
And you shoud've seen the look on my face
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly
I guess that I would have if I'd found your face

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I went to your house at three in the morning
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair
You wouldn't have scared me and I'd not have run so
If you'd not looked like you'd wrestled a bear

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Now we got along, my life was real sunny
But only one thing would ruin our fun
I know you love me but you worship money
And you got mad when I offered you none

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Remember you phoned me a-sobbin and cryin'
The dog bit your maw and drug her around
You said she looked pale and thought she was dying
I said don't worry I'll buy a new hound

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I had six kids and you had eleven
And we had a boy, and they grew like flow'rs
I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven
'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours

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I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
The proofs hanging out right there on the line
When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
Your nighties' still hugging them long johns of mine

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Down here on the farm the weather gets messy
Laying around with nothin' to do
When you went away you took my cow Bessie
I miss her darling more than I miss you

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They did a different one of these per Hee Haw episode.
There may be others but I think this is most of 'em.

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