Used Condom - JC Apking
Well I returned from my vacation been gone quite a while
I was incredibly tired, couldn't drive another mile
Walked into my apartment and I looked all around
I couldn't believe the hideous sight that I found
Oh gosh, Oh golly, Oh gee, this is
Definitely something I did not want to see

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A used condom there on the wall
A used condom getting ready to fall
A used condom probly been there a week
The stories it could tell baby, if only it could speak }

So I called up my friend Jeffrey, he said, "Hey man, what's up"
Then I told him 'bout the condom man my dander was up
 

 Looked over at the condom tried to flick it off the wall
Then I looked at it more closely and I saw it was really small
Looks like I found me a clue
But searchin' for the owner's somethin' I don't want to do

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Then Jeffrey said, "Hey dude man, don't get all pissed off
But I was at your apartment on the night you took off
My girlfriend was there and man we just couldn't wait
Sorry 'bout the mess but it was worth it - she was great"
Oh jeepers, or darn, oh heck,
When I catch up with Jeffrey I'm gonna break his neck

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