Yo-Ho - John Valby

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   Gm                                         Bb        F3
I put my hand upon her toe .  yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                         D7        D7
I put my hand upon her toe .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                C#m      Bb
I put my hand upon her toe
        Gm                              D/A
She said hey Yankee you're way too low
       Gm      C#m       Gm       D
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about
        Gm         Fm-Gm
Yo ho yo ho yo ho

   Gm                                         Bb        F3
I put my hand upon her knee .  yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                         D7        D7
I put my hand upon her knee .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                C#m      Bb
I put my hand upon her knee
        Gm                              D/A
She said hey Yankee you're kiddin' me
       Gm      C#m       Gm       D
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about
       Gm         Fm-Gm
Yo ho yo ho yo ho

   Gm                                         Bb        F3
I put my hand upon her twat .  yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                         D7        D7
I put my hand upon her kwat .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                C#m      Bb
I put my hand upon her twat
        Gm                              D/A
She said hey Yankee you're hittin' the spot
       Gm      C#m       Gm       D
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about
       Gm         Fm-Gm
Yo ho yo ho yo ho

   Gm                                         Bb        F3
She put my cock right in her mouth . yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                         D7        D7
She put my cock right in her mouth .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                           C#m
She put my cock right in her mouth
        Gm                              D/A     Gm  C#m  Gm  D  Gm - || Fm  Gm
She said hey Yankee gaggle google gog ggggg

           Em                                           G5         D
So I put my hand upon her twat yo ho . yo ho
   Em                                           G5         B7
I put my hand upon her twat yo ho . yo ho
   Em                 D                       Em                   B
I put my hand upon her twat she said you finally hit the spot
      Em       D/F#      G           B7        Em     D9      Em
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about yo ho yo ho yo ho

   Gm                                         Bb        F3
I put my cock right in her mouth . yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                         D7        D7
I put my cock right in her mouth .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                      C#m                  Gm
I put my cock right in her mouth she said hey Yankee
D/A                                 ...Gm C#m Gm D Gm-|| Fm Gm
Gaggle google gog ggggg

          Gm                                          Bb        F3
And now she lies in a wooden box yo ho . yo ho
         Gm                                            D7        D7
And now she lies in a wooden box yo ho . yo ho
Gm                      C#m                    Gm                     D/A
Now she lies in a wooden box from sucking so many yankee cocks
      Gm      C#m       Gm       D          Gm      Fm-Gm
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about yo ho yo ho yo ho

          Gm                                          Bb        F3
I dig her up every now and then yo ho . yo ho
         Gm                                            D7        D7
I dig her up every now and then yo ho . yo ho
Gm                      C#m                    Gm                     D/A
Dig her up every now and fuck her again and again and again
      Gm      C#m       Gm       D          Gm      Fm-Gm
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about yo ho yo ho yo ho


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   Gm                                         Bb        F3
I put my dick right in her nose .  yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                         D7        D7
I put my dick right in her nose .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                C#m      Bb
I put my dick right in her nose
        Gm                              D/A
She said hey Yankee that's not where it goes
       Gm      C#m       Gm       D
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about
       Gm      Fm-Gm
Yo ho yo ho yo ho

   Gm                                                       Bb |        F3|
And now she lies in a wooden box .  yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                                      D7
And now she lies in a wooden box .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                         C#m 
And now she lies in a wooden box
        Gm                              D/A
From sucking so many yankee cocks
       Gm      C#m       Gm       D
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about
       Gm      Fm-Gm
Yo ho yo ho yo ho

   Gm                                         Bb        F3
I dig her up every now and then .  yo ho . yo ho
  Gm                                         D7        D7
I dig her up every now and then .  yo ho . yo ho
   Gm                C#m      Bb
I dig her up every now and then
        Gm                              D/A
I fuck her again and again and again
       Gm      C#m       Gm       D
Get in . get out . quit fuckin' about
       Gm      Fm-Gm
Yo ho yo ho yo ho


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Novelty song to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home.

1st version is arrangement starting in Em
Below is a  classic variation.

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