BS - Sentient Cement

{Refrain:
D4  0450 Cmaj7 /C/B/A/B/G/F#/E  E9
How now spirit, whither wander you
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Hear the prankster's rune inspire our croon
D4  0450 Cmaj7 /C/B/A/B/G/F#/E  E9
The song our tune graces poses mazes of phrases
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Til the wolves are behowling the moon and her phases
/E /E E9 E9 A-|| A4 A-/A||/G /E /E E9 E9 A-|| A4 A  G5
Thus we set the stage . . . . . . our puzzler to wage            }

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A descending crash inspires the dance, tilted truth in a stern hard glance
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Mirrored clock hands mark time with their swerve
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The dance is so broken farmer aces the serve

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It's a first hop bruise in diamond dust, mileage low but covered up in rust
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Space-based hip-hop beats get played, beat-match, scratch, 'n promenade
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Pull the pin on Puck's grenade

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RIDDLE KEY
A descending crash inspires the dance
(Object 1 hits object 2 while descending creating BS)
Tilted truth in a stern hard glance
(BS doctoring the past
Looking to stern, is looking behind)

Mirrored clock hands mark time with their swerve
(BS-ing clock)
The dance is so broken farmer aces the serve
(Breakdancing involves S'ing on your posterior - BS,
and Farmer, of the drummer named Jim variety,
is amazingly good at it.  BS on a tennis ball
is a primary method of acing the serve, and then additionally
being served is how one might commence to doing summathat
zippy breakdancing in the first place.)


It's a first hop bruise in diamond dust
(BS causes the first hop in baseball grounders
to bounce wildly up and results often in bruises)

Mileage low but covered up in rust
(BSing tires to hide a car's true decrepitude)
Space-based Hip-Hop beats get played
(SiriusXM Channel 43: BS)
They beatmatch, scratch, 'n promenad
(Beatmatch, scratch and BS are what DJ's
do with records)

The net profits on the toss lacking cost
(Basketball free throw that hits nothin' but net
usually has BS)

Iron clubs, green gains gets lost
(Iron golf clubs cause BS which is used to
hit shots on the green that will return toward the golfer)

The figurant whirls in her angular dance momentum's 'n intrinsic chance
(BS if it existed in particle physics - which it theoretically
doesn't, would be called unintrinsic angular momentum)

Though his discs are fused with metal rods
(Vertebrae discs found in B's fused a metal S)
The twirler's boiler pops the odds
(Fastballs are boilers and pitchers are twirlers.
Fastballs use BS and increase the chances
of the hitter hitting a popup undercutting the ball creating
you guessed it . . . more BS - it's everywhere)

Unlocked props in tarmac tailwinds
(BSing airplane propellers if there's a tailwind
and they aren't locked)

7 and 10 will restore amends
(7-10 bowling split usually requires BS)

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The net profits on the toss lacking cost, iron clubs, green gains get lost
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The figurant whirls in her angular dance momentum's 'n intrinsic chance

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(x2) E5 ||0E5 033- 055- 0 E5|

[REFRAIN]

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Though his discs are fused with metal rods the twirler's boiler pops the odds
07-09-010-09-05-02-00-07-05        07-09-010-09-05-07-09-010-014
Unlocked props in tarmac tailwinds, 7 and 10 will restore amends
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Pull the rug on Stinky the pug's charade

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Icy paths where Mustangs tread, the engine roar's too far ahead
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Palavering Angle's right on cue, pirouetting step-sista to our world so blue

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And if our shadows did offend despite the tasty bits which we extend
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Think but this to make your grief suspend
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Twas only a dream, we merely played pretend

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Tempo: 165
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RIDDLE KEY (cont.)

Icy paths where Mustangs tread, the engine roar's too far ahead
(Ford Mustang's have a tendency to have their B S
out in icy conditions because they are so front heavy.)

Palavering Angle's right on cue
(Angles speak English which is also the BS you put
on a cue ball in billiards)

Pirouetting step-sista to our world so blue
(Venus S's in the opposite direction compared to the other
planets in our solar system leading to the theory that it may
not be a planet that originally formed here - thus
a step sister of Earth.)

What is BS?
[Backspin]
Highlight above for Little Orphan Annie's top secret
riddle decoder pin.

Song dedicated to Shea Stone - if that's your real name . . .
You would have smiled enigmatically
And glimmered with those eyes
Hope you ended up good
All hail discordia
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Puck's first and last lines:

How now, spirit! whither wander you?

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

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