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As the wolf traveled further down the path
He came upon a muskrat
The wolf then asked the muskrat,
"Do you have any cornbread?"
And the muskrat replied,
"Fuck no, I don't have any cornbread
[unintelligible]
Stinkin' fool"
So the wolf traveled further down the path
Until he came upon a log
Sitting on the side of the path
It was a perfect place for the wolf to sit
So he sat
Unbeknownst to the wolf
Up above flying
A treacherous demon eagle
[unintelligible] . . hungry flesh . . [unintelligible] . .
the wolf's furry, blooded temple [unintelligible]
the teeth, they're all sharp and shit
and he's like, he's got on fuckin' Levi cutoff shorts on
and the fuckin' eagles comes down and [unintelligible]
. . . the wolf's shorts off, but it doesn't matter
'cuz he's a wolf and he's got fur,
so he just fuckin' just lays there
And the eagle's like,
Defeated 'cus he didn't serve a purpose in the fuckin' story
So then, along the blazèd trail the wolf traveled further
[unintelligible]
Into the darkened forest
All hail poppies fire
A fire in which witches and demons and ghosts were not allowed
Because it was all a bunch of furry bunnies
Hanging out
In this little [unintelligible] in the middle of the darkened forest
It was so dark and desolate
Fire
The little bunnies are in the middle
And they have a little fire going
For their little smores
Drying off their hot chocolate
Sitting in the grass
With their little blankets
And their cornbread
Cornbread! |
The wolf discovers the cornbread
And the wolf starts to salivate in blood
Cornbread!
Then he attacks!
And takes their cornbread!
Takes it [unintelligible]
Wraps it in a blanket
And leaves the bunnies without their precious cornbread
As the wolf hurries further into the darkened forest
Down the desolate path of fire
He comes upon the beaver's dam
A beaver so big he could gnaw your head off in one [unintelligible]
The beaver had a sharpened teeth - one tooth
No teeth, just one tooth
One humungous white tooth
With blood and water and wood
Strewn throughout the beaver's tooth
And he bit the wolf's head off
And took the cornbread and returned it to the bunnies
And went back to the dam
Within a darkened forest
On the desolate path of fire
And [unintellible] beaver [unintelligible] other
[unintelligible] of the earth
It fed on the worms and fish
Till he had a bunch of babies
Baby baby beavers, baby baby beavers
Baby baby beavers . . .
Wasn't there another beaver involved in that story
Before the baby beavers
A boy beaver, and then baby beavers
Where do baby beavers come from
All my brown friends want to know
Hippity hoppity hippity hoppity
We know where bunnies come from 'cuz we multiply all the time
I don't know about those beavers
They're always chokin' on big logs
Why hello there
We're sad, we miss mister wolf
He took our cornbread but he was an ok guy
That Mr. Beaver's scary
He's got bloody teeth, and only one tooth in fact
That's a scary beaver, a one tooth beaver
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