Creature Feature - Sentient Cement

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The Crazy Ladybug . . . Feature
by Mr. Daveward Rossetworth

There once was a daisy named Prairy
And on the daisy was a fuzzy, crazy, ladybug
And this ladybug crawled around on the daisy daily
Night and day the bug would crawl around
The ladybug would crawl around
It would crawl on the underside of the flower petals
And spend the night there and look at the world upside-down
Then he would move to the top of the flower petal
And see the world on top of the world

Then he would go inside
And the little ladybug got stuck
And a bee flew by and stung the ladybug
It was not a very good sight for the ladybug
Ladybug and the fly
Strength in . . . strength in our convictions
Strength in our convictions
Strength in our convictions
Strength in our convictions
Strength in our convictions

The strength in our conviction is so addictive
And predictive, there's no predicting me
You can't see my moves
Can't see my feet
Incomplete

Stay away drown your sorrows
There's a better day, it's called tomorrow
Do the right thing
Do the next right thing I say
And never stray away

Unfounded precedents
No matter what it meant
The game has to be played either way
What time it is
What time of day
Time to settle down
Time to go away
Pack it in, pack it in

There was one day I say
It was all so far away
Long ago
It was the past
Of happiness
And times of gladness
The sun shined bright that day
And now the guitar riff just went away

But now we have a pretty melody
Strung in high C
It makes sense to me
All the change that's in front of me

The grass is greener on the other side

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Rainwalker . . . Feature
by Mr. Daveward Rossetworth

Cover yourself in the rain
Cover yourself when it rains
Don't flinch, don't flinch
Walk in the rain like it's nothin'

Don't put your hands up
Like you're gonna protect yourself from the rain
Cuz yer not
Don't put your hands up
Like you're gonna protect yourself from the rain
Cuz yer not

Just walk in the rain really proud
Walk in the rain really proud
Don't try to run
Don't try to skip
Don't try to hide from the rain
Cuz it's gonna fall on you

Don't try to hide from the rain
Just walk in the rain
Take a day, walk in the rain
Take a day to walk in the rain, yeah

Walk in the rain, walk in the rain
Walk in the rain, walk in the rain

I don't know man
I was walkin' in the rain
And I saw this elephant
And he came up to me with painted toenails
And I was like, hey man, what's yer name?
And he said, my name is Cletus
But he didn't say it like that
He said it like this
Aruruh ha ha ha ha ha ha , rur ha ha ha

Open yer eyes, open yer eyes and take the microphone
Open yer eyes, open yer eyes and take the microphone

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The networks around the earth
Are like a the nervous system of a paramecium
People are the molecular structures of its periphery
Coordinated, or at least coordinatable

A feature of a creature . . .
Is it's ability to react cohesively to stimuli

We've evolved to a point that an alien looking at earth
Could see a single creature behaving like one organism
Biding its time, perfecting its cohesion
Preparing to one day burst into the universe
With just a few molecules able to spawn
An ever expanding multitude
Of planet sized humanityciums

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Volkswagon Death Feature Says Hello

One time
I was driving my Volkswagon
One time
I was driving my Volkswagon
One time
I was driving my Volkswagon
To death

I drove my Volkswagon so many times
I drove my Volkswagon so many times

Disdain and dissent
Is not in fact decent
For recent
Increases
The credence
Achievement
Beyond
Succeeded
Proposition
Proposition has no hold on
Propositions have no hold on me
I don't know what you think I am
Propositions have no hold on me
I don't know what you think I am
I don't know who you think I am
I don't know who you think I am
Propositions have no
Propositions have

I don't know what to say or do
It's all because of you
I don't know what to say or do
It's all because of you
I don't know what to say or do
It's all because of you and you and you and you
I don't know what to say or do
It's all because of you

There is a snake, there is a snake
Alive in the grass coming at us fast
There is a snake, there is a snake
Alive in the grass coming at us fast

He's gonna drop down from above us
Try to strangle us
Wrap his muscles around our necks
Strangle us
Attempt to asfixicate us
Asphyxiate
Suffocate
The snake, the slithering
The slithering sn . . . demonic plague

The smoke filled screens while you scream
You cannot penetrate these walls
The barriers I have installed
Such great strength
No reliance shall fall
Cause I am David

I am David and you know what to say
Hello David how was your day
My name is David and you know what to say
Hello David how was your day man

Everybody say hello to me
Why, I'll say hello to you
No matter what you do
It's all because of you
It's all because of you
 

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